1. kawaiicornsnake:

    I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

    (via fluent-in-lesbianism)

     
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    1. me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
    2. me driving: say your prayers
     
  4. anangelandhistractor:

    dorkmisha:

    captainchesskelly:

    And then there’s THIS asshole.

    v Ery enLigHt eNiGng

    Wow I feel so well informed. There’s so much to look forward too. Thank you Misha.

    (Source: paddysnuffles, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

     
  5. The Musketeers; 1x02 - “Accept this gift, as a token of your Queen’s gratitude. May it keep you safe… always.” 

    (Source: whobbiton, via myohmyharrypotter133)

     
  6. ask-koki-kariya:

    suprarationality:

    The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

    Megan?
    Megan.

    (via thechildofstyle)

     
  7. arianettebenzo:

    this was such a good episode of orange is the new black

    (via thechildofstyle)

     
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  10. umplify:

    stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

    (via ugly)

     

  11. plasticbagvevo:

    ketchupday:

    plasticbagvevo:

    never microwave a caprisun

    what did you do

    i microwaved a caprisun

    (via lulz-time)

     

  12. uglynewyork:

    when I say I’m broke that can range from having no money in my pocket or actually having money and I’m not tryna spend that shit ‘cause then I’d be forreal broke. 

    (via junglejim--4322)

     

  13. blackfemalepresident:

    a underaged girl could be wearing lingerie and shaking her ass in a grown man’s face begging him to take her and guess whaaat

    hes still trash for fucking her

    hes the adult. he has enough control and willpower to say no. he knows that fucking kids is wrong.

    stop sympathizing with men and protecting them for falling “victim” to “teenage temptresses”

    if you cant trust yourself to not fuck kids, even if they “tempt you” the problem is you, NOT the kid

    (via junglejim--4322)

     
  14. okaysizedbangtheory:

    the harsh reality of our economic situation

    (Source: stevesfriend, via junglejim--4322)